JORDAN IS THE NEW HELL RAISER IN NANTUCKET!  THE NANTUCKET JEZEBELLE!

OVER ROCKIES GAMES IS WORKING!  THURSDAY CARD BET THE OVER ON THE ROCKIES!  Do this instead of betting PHILLY as they will cover the 11 by themselves!  PHILLY IS TAKING BATTING PRACTICE IND DENVER!  COORS FIELD MAJOR TOURIST TRAP!

Too bad Management isn't stupid and they EXCLUDE ROCKIES Games from contract negotiations!  It's that BAD!

Teams playing the Rockies run out of the DUGOUT to get to home plate and pad there stats!

Academic types don’t like a PLAYER!

UNC wants to get rid of BILL!  They probably figure why bother with this FREAK!  Bellycheck acts like he is in the CHAMPAIGN ROOM at a STRIP CLUB!  Make it rain BILL!

So much for women becoming mothers!

They show Bill at a beauty pageant that Jordan’s in and it’s like she’s a show pony and Bill is the trainer!

When women go GEEZER! It’s money first! Then it has to do with her being embarrassed to be seen with her GEEZER boyfriend in public!

Padres first 5 innings winner! Padres +1.5 Winner!