Friday Today's 2 Leg Parlay on the 13th:  Pitt ML and Pacers +15.5!  GL BITCHES!

Friday Del Mar the 13th CAREFUL:  Race 1 #1 ALA Single

Race 2: #2,7

Race 3: #5 Forest,3

Race 4: #4,5

Race 5: #4 TEES

Race 6: #6,2,1

Race 7: #1,4,5

Race 8: #10 Banzai,5,3

Dogs Only - Zero Regrets

College Football

Ole Miss
Spread: Ole Miss +1 to +1.5
Pick Ole Miss because the Rebels treat every near-coin-flip road game like it’s still a homecoming scrimmage in Oxford, and getting a point or two feels like watching Trinidad Chambliss casually turn Norman into a slightly louder version of The Grove while the Sooners look around wondering who ordered the extra humidity.

Tulane
Spread: Tulane +2.5
Pick Tulane because the Green Wave have spent the season treating short underdogs as a personality trait, and getting points against a Rice team that collects losses like they’re limited-edition trophies is basically charging interest on a loan the Owls already forgot they signed.

UFC Picks

(UFC 334, Saturday at Madison Square Garden)

Macy Chiasson
Odds: +195 to +210
Pick Chiasson because she’s spent the last few years fighting people who actually belong in the rankings while Bia Mesquita has been collecting easy submissions like participation medals, so betting the underdog is just assuming the tall one with the better résumé still knows how to make a pure grappler pay for reaching.

Jim Miller
Odds: +164 to +175
Pick Miller because the oldest man in the lightweight division still has a submission game that looks like it was downloaded in 2012 and never needed an update, so taking the dog is just trusting that when the younger guy gets overzealous, A1 still knows exactly how to turn a scramble into a nap.

Drew Dober
Odds: +142 to +154
Pick Dober because he shows up to every fight like someone told him the rules were “optional suggestions” and the other guy’s chin is the real target, so laying the underdog is basically paying for the privilege of watching him swing like the judges are just there for moral support.

Kevin Holland
Odds: +124 to +149
Pick Holland because the man treats every big-stage fight like it’s open mic night and the crowd paid to see him talk shit and then actually back it up, so betting him is just assuming Madison Square Garden is the exact kind of room where he remembers he’s supposed to be dangerous.

Amanda Nunes
Odds: +144 to +154
Pick Nunes because the greatest women’s fighter alive decided three years of retirement was just a long intermission, and her opponent (Kayla Harrison) is still coming off neck surgery like the title is a gentle rehabilitation exercise, so taking the underdog is trusting that the Lioness didn’t come back just to watch someone else hold the belt with a lingering injury.

Josh Hokit
Odds: +144 to +185
Pick Hokit because the undefeated heavyweight has been walking around acting like the entire division owes him rent money and he’s here to collect, so betting the dog is just assuming Ciryl Gane’s technical mastery might not matter if Hokit decides the fight should last about as long as a bad argument.

The 2nd half -115 line in ncaaf and nfl - For years I remember loving a specific team... getting what I thought was a great 2nd half line at -115... only to watch it crumble more often than cash... so my theory; -115 is the public sucker line you pay for... -120+ is when the sharps side with the public moving it from the -115... just pay attention to it... I'm not claiming it's grossly in favor of the -105, but I am saying going against the HT -115 is going to keep you in the green in the long if you stay the course... got to ride it all season- recent example: Louisiana qualified today; at least my book had them -105 @ -6.5 just before 3Q kick

Grieving Widower Hannah Storm will go GEEZER and ask Bill Belicheck:  " What's in your WALLET!"

I have heard WALL STREET firms putting together their own databases on angles and trends dealing with the subject of SPORTS BETTING!  It will probably be sharp as a tack!

I bet ST JOHN'S last night JOHNNIES and they covered by half a point!  See lines are already HARD!

Ferrall is Funny today on his Podcast-Video whatever you call it: "Yankees Boonie and Cashman too BUSY TUGGING on each others NUTSACKS to be FIRED!  It's filling the stadium and selling concessions first, Winning Second.  Boone able to blame Nut Job Players like JAZZ for the season ending too soon". Cashman and Boone making too much money to be FIRED!

NBA Thursday: T-Wolves on a 4 game HEATER!, Hosting a good Mavericks Team!  Good Game to Watch for Sure!

Spreads on NHL paid off on Wednesday Night to make up for other LOSERS!  When they hit you see it in your account!