Are you not Entertained?  Violence Saturday and college picks.

UFC 331 Picks

Alexandre Pantoja (+120) - The first one ended in 26 seconds and an injury. This one should last long enough for the former champ to remind everyone that “interim chaos” is not the same thing as beating him for five rounds.

Dooho Choi (-120) - Pitbull’s résumé is legendary. His chin is on a timeshare.

Casey O'Neill Decision (+100) - O’Neill is the better wrestler-boxer in a fight that books love to keep standing just long enough to go to the scorecards.

Edmen Shahbazyan (-190) - Home fight in L.A., power in both hands, and an opponent who has to survive the first six minutes

College Football Play

LSU (-3) - LSU is built to win and Kiffin owns real estate in everyone's head.

Lehigh (-16.5) - The Mountain Hawks are 3-0, scoring like they have a personal vendetta against defensive coordinators, and Dartmouth is walking into Family Weekend in Bethlehem. FCS spreads this big still cash when one side is a buzzsaw and the other is still finding its pads.

North Carolina ML - Clemson is starting a freshmen QB and struggled against Georgia Southern.

Alabama (19.5) - Bryant-Denny in Week 3 against a Seminoles team that is not built to survive a 60-minute track meet. Nineteen and a half is a lot until you remember Alabama can score that in one quarter and still look annoyed.

Only for degenerates to play for massive payday

1.) Tuivasa (+410) granite chin, one-punch power, and far greater UFC experience give him a real chance to survive Despaigne’s early kicks and land a fight-ending right hand in a sloppy heavyweight brawl. Just ignore his 7 fight losing streak.

2.) Gable Steveson submission (+500) - He is a -2000 Olympic wrestler against a guy the market priced like a sparring partner. Gable has been working on his submissions in camp and great value here to play versus KO prop.

3.) Giga Chikadze decision (+700) - Brito wants a street fight. Giga wants a kickboxing exhibition that goes 15 minutes and makes judges do math. You are betting that the Georgian’s calves last longer than the Brazilian’s patience.

4.) Michael Aswell decision (+300) - Plus-money on a dog to win ugly and stay upright. If this cashes, nobody at the sportsbook will congratulate you. They will just ask who hurt you.

Friday Belmont: Race 6: #12 Mitz, #13 Straight, #10, #5

Race 7: #3 Grand DEBUT Pony, #11, #6

Race 8: #1,#8,#4,#10

Race 9:#6 Maria Most Probable Winner of the day. #1

I don't think I can handle the Chiefs winning the Super Bowl this year........

Ready for Football - Here are my NFL picks after a day of UFC and boxing violence.  Did the whole card.  

High Tier Play (2 units)
Dallas −2.5 (1H) vs Giants — Dallas should control the first half on SNF
Chicago −3 at Carolina — the Bears are the better roster on the road
Bengals −2.5 (1H) vs Tampa Bay — Cincinnati’s home opener against a Bucs team that travels poorly is built to get out in front early.

Mid Tier Plays (1 unit)
Vikings −2.5 vs Green Bay — Minnesota at home in a rivalry game is a small number against a Packers side that still has to prove the new year on the road.
Steelers −6 vs Atlanta — Pittsburgh at home should handle a Falcons team that has not shown it can hang in a physical AFC North environment.
Saints +7 at Detroit — Detroit is the better team, but a touchdown is a lot to lay in Week 1 when New Orleans can keep it in one-score range.
Cardinals +9.5 at Chargers — that is too many points on the road in September against a Chargers team that still leaves games on the table.
Eagles −6 vs Washington — Philadelphia at home should separate from Washington without needing a blowout.

Low Tier Plays (0.5 unit)
Denver ML at Kansas City — if Mahomes is still working back, the Broncos are live to steal Monday night outright.
Browns +8.5 at Jacksonville — Jacksonville is the better side, but a field goal and a half is plenty of cushion for a messy Week 1 road dog.
Tennessee ML vs Jets — home Titans as a short favorite is the cleaner side of a low-total game against the Jets.
Texans ML vs Buffalo — Houston at home in a near-pick’em is worth the extra juice if Buffalo’s first road trip is sloppy.
Miami ML at Las Vegas — the Dolphins are getting plus money on the road against a Raiders team that is only a field-goal favorite.

What are yalls favourite longshots for Week 1 Sunday NFL?

Ready for Violence today here are my UFC and college picks.

UFC Noche Picks

Sean King (-218) - He’s 6-0 with a wrestling base, a three-fight finishing streak, and a size edge at 6'0" against Jessie Rosas, who is jumping up from bantamweight for his own UFC debut.  

Curtis Blayes (+180) - His elite heavyweight wrestling is still the cleanest path to control Waldo Cortes-Acosta’s boxing, and +180 is fat value on a veteran who just went to war rather than a fighter who has suddenly fallen off.

Tommy McMillen (-142) - His UFC-record striking volume, cardio, and chin should survive Rahiki’s early power and then drown the 9-0 knockout artist as the fight goes past the first round.

College Football Play

Lehigh (-12.5) - Run game should dominate. 

Oregon 1st Quarter (-6.5) - Rebound from last week's performance.

Clemson 1st Quarter (-5.5)  - Rebound from last week's performance.

Really like Daejon Love to have over 29.5 receiving yards tonight for the 49ers.    Mike Evans will majority of action but this is a sneaky play. 

The LA Rams retirement home is already falling apart and their season hasn't even started yet lol

Any longshots we liking today?