Saturday Night:  10 units Miami Hurricanes +7 CFB: From VEGAS!

FOR GLORY, FOR GOLD, FOR THE SPREAD

College Football

Lehigh

Spread: Lehigh -4.5

Pick Lehigh because in the FCS the Mountain Hawks are basically collecting rent from the rest of the Patriot League, and laying a few points feels like charging late fees to teams that already mailed it in.

LSU (day game)

Spread: LSU -6 to -6.5

Pick LSU because even in the afternoon the Bayou crowd still shows up loud enough to make visitors forget their playbook, and a daytime SEC game is just the Tigers’ way of saying “we can still be chaos before dinner.”

Ole Miss

Spread: Ole Miss +3.5

Pick Ole Miss because when the Rebels get points at home they suddenly remember they can score in bunches and that “home underdog” has been a surprisingly profitable personality trait for them lately.

UFC Picks

Johnny Walker

Odds: +190

Pick Walker because the Brazilian chaos agent just showed up at heavyweight and immediately kneed someone into the shadow realm, so betting him is basically paying for the privilege of watching a 6'6" man treat the cage like his personal playground.

Virna Jandiroba

Odds: +165 to +170

Pick Jandiroba because she’s the grappling specialist who has somehow never been submitted herself, which means betting the underdog is just trusting that the ground is her living room and everyone else is a guest who forgot the house rules.

Fernando KO (Lucas Fernando by TKO/KO)

Odds: roughly +155 to +165

Pick Fernando by KO because the Brazilian kickboxer already turned his UFC debut into a highlight reel of spinning kicks and body shots, so laying the finish prop is just assuming the other guy is allergic to being kicked from weird angles.

Nina Milosevic KO

Odds: ML around -520 (KO prop +100 to +150 range)

Pick Milosevic by KO because the Serbian prospect already finished her UFC debut in the first round with a body shot that looked personal, so betting the stoppage is just assuming Priscila’s chin signed up for a rematch it didn’t ask for.

Friday Del Mar:  Race 2: #6 DECAPO, #1

Race 3: #5,3,6

Race 4: #8,7,1

Race 5: #9,6

Race 6: #4,9,2,7

Race 7: #10,1,4

Race 8: #1 Eugene, #7

Friday Del Mar: Race 1: #1 Sunny, #4

Saturday:  I locked in on CANES +4.5 First Half and Game +7.5 and Money Lines bets for First Half and Game average +185!  Definitely "Taking the ODDS" here on Saturday Night.  Canes WR who is OUT is replaced by a very good player!  Irish were installed by the Oddsmaker as a 7.5 Favorite, so all the gambling angels of the Irish Home Dog do not apply here!  Could the Canes pull an UPSET in South Bend!  YES they could!  Both teams have Heisman Candidates and the race is wide open!  Should be a good one!

JAGS TREVOR LAWRENCE to throw for 30 yards in each qtr tonight +170!  On it!  TREVOR is a BAD ASS!

Thursday: 7 units WHISKEY GREEN BAY!  Back on it this year!  +24.5!