Micky eats so much sushi he wonders why he gets squirts
Micky doesn’t like hockey or Canadians unless I’m making him $$$
I can’t speak for others but this NBA gambling wise is TOUGH!
I had an insane Rockets to make the finals future placed in October… drives me crazy that they’re stuck playing curry
SCOTT DONT MISS!!! 2-0 for his MAX PROPHET PLAYS LETS GOOOÂ
Micky got home late from the wedding and he noticed he only had one shoe on
Micky always cries at weddings. He fuckin cried Friday ngt and then literally gushed on Sat ngt. It’s embarrassing!
Micky got lost in the coat room—a lot like when he got lost in the forest !
Micky did a reach around on the UBER driver from the back seat and blinded him for 10 seconds in mid town Manhattan. He yelled “what the fuck” and Mick said, “sorry, I drank 15 champagnes”