Micky was caught vaping in the men’s room at the wedding venue
Micky did a reach around on the UBER driver from the back seat and blinded him for 10 seconds in mid town Manhattan. He yelled “what the fuck” and Mick said, “sorry, I drank 15 champagnes”
Micky got lost in the coat room—a lot like when he got lost in the forest !
Micky always cries at weddings. He fuckin cried Friday ngt and then literally gushed on Sat ngt. It’s embarrassing!
Teams that win game 1 go on to win the series 79.4% of the time...
Micky’s picks are so good they have a MAX PLAY now—but I could’ve sworn at the board mtg they SAID we were gonna call it MAXI PADS
'HOW BOUT THEM PADRES". I CASHED ON FIRST 5 CUBS! PADRES ARE HOT! RIDE THEM!
NBA PLAYOFFS; ARE UPON US AND REMEMBER THE NBA COMMISSIONER WILL PICK UP THE PHONE AND CALL TEAMS TELLING THEM TO "TANK" A GAME TO EXTEND A SERIES! THIS IS SO THEY CAN FILL STADIUMS AND TICKETS WHICH IS BETTER THAN HAVING IT STI EMPTY!