Micky did a reach around on the UBER driver from the back seat and blinded him for 10 seconds in mid town Manhattan. He yelled “what the fuck” and Mick said, “sorry, I drank 15 champagnes”
Micky got lost in the coat room—a lot like when he got lost in the forest !
Micky always cries at weddings. He fuckin cried Friday ngt and then literally gushed on Sat ngt. It’s embarrassing!
Teams that win game 1 go on to win the series 79.4% of the time...
Micky’s picks are so good they have a MAX PLAY now—but I could’ve sworn at the board mtg they SAID we were gonna call it MAXI PADS
'HOW BOUT THEM PADRES". I CASHED ON FIRST 5 CUBS! PADRES ARE HOT! RIDE THEM!
NBA PLAYOFFS; ARE UPON US AND REMEMBER THE NBA COMMISSIONER WILL PICK UP THE PHONE AND CALL TEAMS TELLING THEM TO "TANK" A GAME TO EXTEND A SERIES! THIS IS SO THEY CAN FILL STADIUMS AND TICKETS WHICH IS BETTER THAN HAVING IT STI EMPTY!
MONDAY CUBS WILL GIVE THE PADRES ALL THEY CAN HANDLE! 'TAKE THE ODDS' OR DON'T PLAY AT ALL!