Micky went to AquaDuck but was too scared to ride it
Micky went to the Skyline bar-but his wife wouldn’t join him. She said he already smelled like alcohol
Micky asked for a frozen daiquiri but they gave him 20th row seats to FROZEN the stage adaptation
Micky got lost on the ship and told security he’s was trying to FIND NEMO !
Micky went to the waterslides w his grandkids but they said he was too short to ride. The kids all went down the slides and had a ball. Micky had to climb back down the stairs
Micky went for a massage and the lady asked him if he was rooming w Justin Tucker
Free drinks on the ship. Except it’s a kids ship-so Micky’s drinking Apple juice
Micky has already beaten 3 separate 80yr olds at shuffleboard
Micky Mouse just did a reach around on OUR Micky on the ship. Disgusting