Micky said he’d rather have an enema than watch a triple header of NHL gms on a Sunday

Micky said he looks like Spartacus he’s so chiseled

I told Micky I was watching the Penguins and he said he’d rather go to the zoo and feed the Penguins

Micky is addicted to KALE

Micky won’t admit he’s a member of a shuffleboard league

Micky said he’s a fan of point shavers

Micky said my fascination w serial killlers was becoming a problem w our partnership

Micky told me Spring Training scores were stupid and said I should do a 100 Burpies instead and quit being a sissy

When I told Micky I was watching golf from PGA National today in Fla—he hung up on me !