Micky stayed up late watching LIFETIME channel

Micky got home late from the wedding and he noticed he only had one shoe on

Micky ate 3 plates of tiramisu last ngt at his 2nd wedding in 2 days ! Holy shit

Micky was caught vaping in the men’s room at the wedding venue

Micky did a reach around on the UBER driver from the back seat and blinded him for 10 seconds in mid town Manhattan. He yelled “what the fuck” and Mick said, “sorry, I drank 15 champagnes”

Micky got lost in the coat room—a lot like when he got lost in the forest !

Micky always cries at weddings. He fuckin cried Friday ngt and then literally gushed on Sat ngt. It’s embarrassing!

How’s everyone’s MLB futures looking so far?

Teams that win game 1 go on to win the series 79.4% of the time... 

Micky’s picks are so good they have a MAX PLAY now—but I could’ve sworn at the board mtg they SAID we were gonna call it MAXI PADS