Micky went to the Skyline bar-but his wife wouldn’t join him. She said he already smelled like alcohol

Micky asked for a frozen daiquiri but they gave him 20th row seats to FROZEN the stage adaptation

Micky got lost on the ship and told security he’s was trying to FIND NEMO !

Micky went to the waterslides w his grandkids but they said he was too short to ride. The kids all went down the slides and had a ball. Micky had to climb back down the stairs

Micky went for a massage and the lady asked him if he was rooming w Justin Tucker

Free drinks on the ship. Except it’s a kids ship-so Micky’s drinking Apple juice

Micky has already beaten 3 separate 80yr olds at shuffleboard

Micky Mouse just did a reach around on OUR Micky on the ship. Disgusting

I got moved from a 1star shithole to a 5star hotel on Bourbon St for the SBowl. This is fantastic news. The party is ON for New Orleans. I’ll be reporting here and on Ferrall Unplugged all week while Micky has to play Battleship w Grandkids. Always the family man ! Classy—meanwhile I only care about myself getting my rocks off in NAWLINS at the BOWL bitches !! Jambalaya baby