Micky is addicted to KALE

Micky said he looks like Spartacus he’s so chiseled

I told Micky I was watching the Penguins and he said he’d rather go to the zoo and feed the Penguins

Micky said he’d rather have an enema than watch a triple header of NHL gms on a Sunday

My daughter is applying to TENNESSEE and Micky called her a hilljack

Micky knows I hit tons of plays on my show—he just thinks STRAGGLERS is an offensive term. He prefers homeless

Micky luvs my show (Coast to Coast)-he just really doesn’t like fat people

Micky’s picks are so good—he doesn’t ever speak to me EVER after 10am

When I told Micky I was watching golf from PGA National today in Fla—he hung up on me !

Since the deck blew off Micky’s mansion he needs to go to a 5 star RESORT somewhere hot and expensive to put his feet up