Micky told me Spring Training scores were stupid and said I should do a 100 Burpies instead and quit being a sissy

When I told Micky I was watching golf from PGA National today in Fla—he hung up on me !

My daughter is applying to TENNESSEE and Micky called her a hilljack

Micky knows I hit tons of plays on my show—he just thinks STRAGGLERS is an offensive term. He prefers homeless

Micky luvs my show (Coast to Coast)-he just really doesn’t like fat people

Micky’s picks are so good—he doesn’t ever speak to me EVER after 10am

Since the deck blew off Micky’s mansion he needs to go to a 5 star RESORT somewhere hot and expensive to put his feet up

The Prophet hit so many bets in Feb he needs a vacation immediately ! It’s crutial he gets rest and sun

The freezing polar vortex has Micky stressing—he’s in serious need of another vacation asap