Micky wanted to go to PALO for Italian but his wife said she wasn’t interested after his behavior on the ship on Day 1. Grandkids said they didn’t recognize Pappi. That did it

Micky’s wife caught him at Pub 687 within an hour of departure and said “you’re pathetic and have a gambling problem”

Micky went to the Skyline bar-but his wife wouldn’t join him. She said he already smelled like alcohol

Micky went to Goofy’s Sports Deck on the ship but no one picked him to be on a team

Micky went to AquaDuck but was too scared to ride it

Micky went to Vanellope’s treats for the kids but refused the Sugar Rush because he has zero body fat !

Micky doesn’t respond to these comments because he’s fallen for MINNIE !

Micky asked for a frozen daiquiri but they gave him 20th row seats to FROZEN the stage adaptation

Micky got lost on the ship and told security he’s was trying to FIND NEMO !

Micky went to the waterslides w his grandkids but they said he was too short to ride. The kids all went down the slides and had a ball. Micky had to climb back down the stairs